Sunday, June 12, 2005
Not everyone that can ingest liquid should. At least that is what I have observed. While some have an apparent infinite capacity for such behavior, it sticks me a odd that this act should hold such appeal even if presented with the most dire of consequences.
Darwin says "It may be said that natural selection is daily and hourly scrutinising, throughout the world, every variation, even the slightest; rejecting that which is bad, preserving and adding up all that is good; silently and insensibly working, whenever and wherever opportunity offers, at the improvement of each organic being in relation to its organic and inorganic conditions of life. We see nothing of these slow changes in progress, until the hand of time has marked the long lapses of ages, and then so imperfect is our view into long past geological ages, that we only see that the forms of life are now different from what they formerly were."
Darwin says "It may be said that natural selection is daily and hourly scrutinising, throughout the world, every variation, even the slightest; rejecting that which is bad, preserving and adding up all that is good; silently and insensibly working, whenever and wherever opportunity offers, at the improvement of each organic being in relation to its organic and inorganic conditions of life. We see nothing of these slow changes in progress, until the hand of time has marked the long lapses of ages, and then so imperfect is our view into long past geological ages, that we only see that the forms of life are now different from what they formerly were."
Now girls...we have to apply this wisdom to our bar rituals as well. Alcohol only speeds up the process so that we can observe it's effects. Everyone know that alcohol is the social lubrication required to make us take those awkward first steps. This is preserving and adding the good, creating the opportunity that you will be naturally selected perhaps, but once one has dulled the senses to the point of bar fighting and falling down......well....
